the big voodoo doll scares jehova´s witnesses out of the front yard

This is a really big voodoo doll. During the day it scares Scientologists and Jehova´s Witnesses out of the front yard, and at night... Huh, you really wanna know what this one does at night?

By the way, we have voodoo shirts now, "doo yoo voo doo too?" and "let me be your voodoo doll" at the daedric (and now voodoo too) shirt shop!