dark electro and industrial

Usually I love metal, the fast and dark kind of evil music... But dark electro, the sequel of gothic and techno style conquered my brain.

Yes, it´s harsh and evil, that´s what I love about it. To hear more dark electronic and cybergoth music, check out my favourites list on the tube:
~ favourite cyber songs ~

beer makes sexy

Just take a break from all the night vision and research stuff and remind us all why we really are lurkin the webz:

But to be honest, I tried the Hofbräuhaus beer and I still prefer other brands. That stuff tastes only good, if the perception is as nice as on the image above.

do midgets have night vision III

Ok, the next one who refers to Dwarves, working in the mines of Mordor... What the hell is going on out there? Dwarves never worked at the mines of Mordor, dammit!
Btw. I found the answer, whether midgets do have night vision or not.

The answer is *rolling drums*

Yes, midgets do have night vision! Like everybody else, if they equip an awesome radioactive cyber device.

With integrated power juice beamer to desintegrate a gothic Keldon in open space! By the way the rad cyber goggles neither have integrated night vision, nor do they harm Keldons, but they protect your inner braincells from direct damage through stupid questions... At least I hope so, coz I got a pair.

doo yoo voo doo too?

Yes, finally we have Voodoo Shirts. "Let me be your voodoo doll" and "doo yoo voo doo too?" are the newest creations of the daedric (and now Voodoo too) shirt shop.

Now get your voodoo shirt, as long there are people left to pin!

dark electro, ebm and industrial music

Time to post a bunch of tubey playlists with dark electro, cybergoth, industrial, ebm and other related stuff.

system of a measurement

This is one of the things I´ll probably never get. I am used to the metric system. Which means I am 184 centimeters tall. I also weigh kilograms, not pounds. I drink litres, not gallons nor pints. And inches are reserved for computer screens and drainpipes.

So if a girl tells me, she is 5'5" tall I don´t get it at all, she may be somewhere between a midget and a giant.

Usually I get over this handicap by stacking my old computer screens. I know, this one was a 15" screen, the others were 17", 19" and so on... So with plenty of screens and some easy math I am able to tell whether said girl is tall or not.
Quite interesting for the neighbourhood to watch the old nerd stacking screens again.

But recently, German law (and Austria always imitates what Germans start, even if it´s complete nonsense) decided, that computer screen manufacturers and sellers have to declare the screen width in centimeters.

So this is the utter madness how the world of normally grown people will end. You may be big as King Kong standing on Godzillas shoulders, I´ll never find out.

the devil in a block of cheese

Yes, the Prince of Darkness is in your daily cheese. See him? The devil cheese?
Nope, I won´t sell my personal cheese devil on ebay. T´is my cheese and my devil.