victorian anti boner device

Well, a relic from the victorean era is the Spermatorrhea Ring. Guess where to put it? Right, fix it at your penis before you go to sleep.
Because victorian people believed (at least certain "doctors" and old wives), that masturbation and wet dreams have terrible effects on your body. Like blindness for example. So they invented this:

This device gives the evening prayer a whole new meaning.

Dear Lord,
please don´t make me dream of Liz Vicious tonight,
or the dong you gave me in your superior wisdom
will be gone...

View the source for more strange medial instruments: 8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Your Junk